Stay Classy

my mind is telling me no

and my budget

my budget is also telling me no

(Source: theknightofsnark)

curleyfries:

I’m so smooth

I’m a smoothie

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool